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Season 5: Episode 9 - Tight's Good

Teddy and Evelyn have gotten engaged and Charlie and Alan are miserably bored at their engagement party. Teddy's daughter Courtney soon arrives, who Evelyn doesn’t get along with but who Charlie is instantly attracted to. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter. Courtney sells high-end cars, and she ... More...

Season 5: Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie’s jingle writing for children is taking off and he’s become a huge sensation. He even has his own infomercials. Known as Charlie Waffles, Charlie is required to make CD signing appearances at children’s book stores. He decides to make the most of it by using his charm and popularity to pick... More...

Season 5: Episode 7 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

When Alan comes home with a new glass vase, Charlie thinks it’s the ugliest thing and refuses to allow it in the house. Alan complains to Charlie that he doesn’t have an equal say in their home's décor. The next day, Charlie brings home a woman, and mid-seduction he sees the new candy-filled vase displ... More...

Season 5: Episode 6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Alan forbids Jake from going to a concert with his friend and his 17-year-old brother, but a defiant Jake sneaks out of the house anyway. Meanwhile, Charlie learns that Linda is being honored at a banquet but she has yet to ask him to go with her. When Charlie confronts Linda about it, she asks him to attend the banque... More...

Season 5: Episode 5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Alan panics over the household finances because Charlie hasn’t sold a jingle in a while. Looking for ways to cut back, he goes to Berta, who won't even consider taking a temporary pay cut. Judith is no help either, refusing when Alan asks if he can cut back on child support. Charlie tells Alan it’s not a ... More...

Season 5: Episode 4 - City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda (Ming Wen) are seriously dating, and it’s only a matter of time before they consummate their relationship. While out on various dates with Linda, Charlie keeps thinking he sees Rose, or someone who closely resembles her with a different hairstyle. He becomes so obsessed with the idea that Rose ... More...

Season 5: Episode 3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Tired of dating bimbos and being the oldest guy at the bar, Charlie goes on a blind date with a municipal court judge, Linda (guest star Ming Wen). She’s an intelligent, attractive, age appropriate, single mother who is clearly way out of Charlie’s league. Their first date goes horribly, as Charlie can't ... More...

Season 5: Episode 2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie hesitantly goes to an event with Evelyn and is pleasantly surprised to discover that she’s great company, as long as she’s directing all her venom at everyone else. Not only is Charlie having a great time with his mother at the event, he’s being exposed to a lot of wealthy hot woman. Alan g... More...

Season 5: Episode 1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences. The stories traumatize Jake so much that on the first day of school, he gets off the bus and goes home to hide. Eventually Charlie and Alan have a realization: the s... More...


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