In the third annual "Ready, Set, Woah" competition, players held down buzzers and braced to race when the word "Go" flashed on their screens.
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Each round, the slowest person to the reach the finish line was eliminated. Should a Houseguest false start by releasing any of their buttons, they were automatically eliminated.
Paul took on the role of puppet master—once again—by convincing each Houseguest to throw the competition to Josh and Christmas.
One by one, the players fell out of the race, leaving the ride-or-die pair for the last leg. In an effort to be just a tad bit more convincing, Josh agreed to trip instead of false starting.
Thankfully, the Miami-based hair care salesman is a showboater and not a show runner, because his losing trip could not have been more obvious.
For the first time ever, "Ready, Set, Woah" resulted in zero actual races. To make matters even more hilarious, Christmas, who has a terrible foot injury, won Head of Household.
So, how did the girl with the brace win the race?
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