Now that we have your attention ... Oprah is really coming!
The Oscar-Tony-Emmy-(Primetime-and-Daytime!)-Golden-Globe-and-NAACP-Image-Award-winner is merely the leading role model for all humanity, and as we discovered when she dropped by The Late Show last year, can also make a sexy breakfast.
Is there anything Oprah can't do?
Also, if you're still basking in the post-Oscars glow, make sure to watch some of our highlights from last week, including Jennifer Lawrence's much talked about interview (and drinks) with Stephen, the second part of their interview with Jennifer's words for her haters, Steve Buscemi auditioning for every Best Picture nominee, and a commercial for XXX fish movies inspired by The Shape Of Water.
Looking ahead, we've got a huge week of blockbuster guests in store for you ...
Monday, March 5: actor David Oyelowo; author Chelsea Clinton; businesswoman and TV personality Martha Stewart
Tuesday, March 6: the Oprah Winfrey; actor Justin Hartley
Wednesday, March 7: actress Reese Witherspoon; Olympic Bronze Medalist Adam Rippon; musical performance by Ben Harper and Charlie Musselwhite
Thursday, March 8: actress/comedian Mindy Kaling; journalist Chris Hayes; stand-up comedy performance by Amberia Allen
Friday, March 9: actress Helen Mirren; interview with and musical performance by David Byrne
Watch all-new episodes of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35/10:35c on CBS and CBS All Access.