23 Signs You're A Big Bang Theory Addict

You refer to sex as

1. You refer to sex as "coitus."

How romantic!
When you're angry with someone, you try to blow up their head with your mind.

2. When you're angry with someone, you try to blow up their head with your mind.

And their deaths are not pretty.
You have a Sheldon quote for every occasion.

3. You have a Sheldon quote for every occasion.

Because everything's funnier with a bit of Sheldon sass. 
You know the name of the cocktail that first allowed Raj to speak to Penny.

4. You know the name of the cocktail that first allowed Raj to speak to Penny.

And you know how to make it. 
You've put a lot of thought into the best place to sit in your living room.

5. You've put a lot of thought into the best place to sit in your living room.

And you do not appreciate when someone takes your spot. 
You wish you could have a regular girls' night with Penny, Amy, and Bernie.

6. You wish you could have a regular girls' night with Penny, Amy, and Bernie.

Who wouldn't want to drink wine or vacation in Vegas? 
You pause for laughter whenever you say something funny.

7. You pause for laughter whenever you say something funny.

After all, you are hilarious. 
You think a relationship agreement is a brilliant idea.

8. You think a relationship agreement is a brilliant idea.

Even if your partner doesn't. 
You say,

9. You say, "Holy crap on a cracker!"

And you make yourself laugh every time you say it. 
You tried to make cornstarch and water dance on a stereo.

10. You tried to make cornstarch and water dance on a stereo.

Needless to say, it did not end well. 
You cried like a baby when Mrs. Wolowitz died.

11. You cried like a baby when Mrs. Wolowitz died.

And you actually felt empathy for Howard. 

12. "Emily or Cinnamon" is one of your favorite games of all time.

Raj just makes it so easy to keep playing!
You bought a whiteboard because Sheldon and Leonard have a whiteboard.

13. You bought a whiteboard because Sheldon and Leonard have a whiteboard.

You've already filled it up with mathematical equations, too. 
You play

14. You play "Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock" to resolve disagreements.

And you rarely ever lose. 
You wish

15. You wish "Fun With Flags" was a real show.

And you rewatch clips to get your flag fix. 
You know everyone's last name.

16. You know everyone's last name.

Well, almost everyone. You don't know Penny's because no one does!
You shout

17. You shout "Bazinga!" whenever you prank someone

It's kind of your signature move. 
You've learned enough science in eight seasons to get your PhD.

18. You've learned enough science in eight seasons to get your PhD.

Welcome to the genius crew!
You always offer a hot beverage to friends and strangers alike when they're distressed.

19. You always offer a hot beverage to friends and strangers alike when they're distressed.

What can you say? You're a compassionate person.
You've started to dress like Sheldon.

20. You've started to dress like Sheldon.

Graphic tees are your closet's best friends!
You bought the exclusive LEGO set.

21. You bought the exclusive LEGO set.

You were the first in line to pick up your own mini Sheldon. 
You know all the words to the theme song.

22. You know all the words to the theme song.

Plus, you know who sings it and the story behind it.
You keep your Thursday nights free.

23. You keep your Thursday nights free.

You never make plans on Thursday so you can watch new episodes live, but then you rewatch them on CBS.com.