Amy Farrah Fowler's Wittiest Quips From The Big Bang Theory

Throughout her tenure on The Big Bang Theory, this Ph.D.-holding neurobiologist has managed to keep friends—and viewers!—on their toes as she's dropped some truly hilarious zingers. As we anxiously wait for Amy to unleash more quotable moments this season, let's revisit the bespectacled brunette's most memorable quips so far.

Amy says the darnedest things!

Amy says the darnedest things!

Smart, spunky, and feisty: Amy Farrah Fowler is the total package.

Throughout her tenure on The Big Bang Theory, this Ph.D.-holding neurobiologist has managed to keep friends—and viewers!—on their toes as she's dropped some truly hilarious zingers. And, if the past eight years have taught us anything, it's that she always has more surprises up her sleeves!   

As we anxiously wait for Amy to unleash more quotable moments this season, let's revisit the bespectacled brunette's most memorable quips so far.

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"You better watch that attitude, buddy."

You've got to have a lot of patience to work with monkeys and you need even more to date Sheldon!

From listening to him ramble on about flags to waiting five whole years to make whoopee, Amy's tolerated more than most girlfriends, but even the queen of fortitude has her breaking points. 

With this gentle jab, Ms. Fowler taught Sheldon not to interrupt her when she's in the middle of a particularly juicy gossip sesh. 

"No, I just blink a lot; it's not Morse code for 'Rescue me.'"

Now, if she starts methodically tapping her feet or shining a laser pointer, we'll have cause for concern.

"Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away."

Amy's commitment to long locks and a collection of curve-accentuating, knee-length skirts have made her hotter than a cauldron filled with acetylene—and she's not afraid to flaunt it.

We see you, you well-covered babe! 

"It would be nice to be with a man who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan. FYI, it's another cardigan."

Whether it's purple, tan, or any color in-between, Amy's got an impressive amount of cardigans and isn't afraid to layer them like a Russian nesting doll.

Hey, modesty is sexy, too!

"Come on, scientist to scientist, how big are those hadron colliders?"

Innuendos sound so much more provocative when you mix in some scientific jargon, don't you think?

"Travel makes me constipated, so I am the ideal hotel roommate."

Perhaps Amy should add this fact as a clause in Sheldon's lengthy relationship agreement.

In the meantime, might we suggest consuming a bit more fiber on future road-trips? 

"Just last night, I tried to see how many Fava beans I could fit in my mouth."

This self-proclaimed oddball sure has some interesting idiosyncrasies.

You never know what's going to come out of her mouth—or into it, for that matter!

"I'm like some kind of downtown-hipster-party girl with a posse, a boyfriend, and a new lace bra that hooks in the front, of all things!"

Never underestimate the esteem-boosting power of fancy undergarments. 

"Let's get me waxed!"

We can't be sure, but Amy may be the first woman in history to ever get this excited about getting a bikini wax.