1. "Jeff, 1995 called. They want their soul patch back." Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
2. “Britney, I have a half million dollars to donate. Please tell me more about the charity you gave yours to. I think it was called the Brigade.” Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
3. “Joe, how does it feel to be the old man of the house? Oh, sorry Boogie, I didn’t see you there.” Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
4. "Rachel, every other word out of your mouth is the 'F' word. Fiancee, fiancee." Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
5. "Hey Jordan, the only reason Jeff hasn't proposed yet is because he knows you're terrible at answering questions." Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
6. "Porsche, shouldn't you be named after a car with a roomier trunk?" Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
7. “Ian, for a chemical engineering student, it’s amazing how little chemistry you have with the ladies.” Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
8. “Danielle, I hear Shane’s going to give you a special gift after the season: a restraining order.” Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
9. “McCrae, I finally understand why you’re always wearing shorts: Because Amanda wears the pants.” Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
10. “Elissa, I hear you like to impersonate me. But I think you’re much better at being a cheap imitation of your sister." Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.
11. “I think there’s a ghost in the Big Brother house. It has a high-pitched wail, it’s pasty white and it loves to float. Oh wait, that’s just Andy.” Big Brother airs Sundays and Wednesdays at 8/7c and Thursdays at 9/8c.