What Consolation Prizes Did Jeff Schroeder Bestow Upon The BB17 Houseguests?

Just because only one person walked away with $500k doesn't mean the other HGs left the Big Brother house empty-handed. Check out the killer tchotchkes Jeff Schroeder gifted the Season 17 Houseguests!

Jeff gifted the New York City babe a sewing kit because grannies love to sew, and #GrandmaMeg is no exception.

Jeff gifted the "Trainiac" a toy train set because this girl is practically invincible.

Since she's not quite old enough to be a cougar, Jeff gifted the interior designer a black toy puma.

Jeff gifted the Texas football player a fur-less bat, as an ode to a line the quarterback muttered during this hysterical mumbles montage. 

Jeff gifted the Whackstreet Boys member a white fedora with a headset included, so he could always relive his days as a pop-star performer.

In case Audrey wanted to hide underneath a blanket during finale night, Jeff's got her covered. Literally.

Jeff gifted Mama Da' a toy car because of her famous line, "That's my ride or die!," which referred to her HG bestie, Jason.

The Venice Beach skater was gifted a "bro stick" by Jeff to commemorate his bro code. 

Jeff gifted the Vegas card shark a box of tissues for all the tears she shed this summer. However, this gift included a special bonus! Inside was a beanie, which the DJ can add to her already extensive seamed cap collection. 

The Miami beach babes were each gifted their very own bikini-girl magnets because of how much the Nolan twins loved lounging around the Big Brother house in skimpy swimwear.

Jeff gifted the pro wrestler a little toy bearded man—ponytail beard included!

The military veteran was gifted a camouflage toy wearing sunglasses, which was all wrapped inside a trash bag to celebrate one of the jokester's favorite pranks.

The engineering student was gifted his very own chess board, so he can continue playing the strategy board game long after the season wraps.

Jeff gifted the rock-star dentist a miniature guitar, but this was no ordinary ax because it featured dental floss instead of regular strings. 

The Vegas showgirl was gifted her very own dancing flower because of how much she loves to bust a move.