11 Pick-Up Lines For Criminal Minds Fans

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I'm not a commitment-phobe, either.

1. I'm not a commitment-phobe, either.

Dr. Reid has a Ph.D in mathematics, chemistry, engineering, and is totally fluent in the language of love.

2. Dr. Reid has a Ph.D in mathematics, chemistry, engineering, and is totally fluent in the language of love.

Everyone loves an intent listener.

3. Everyone loves an intent listener.

I feel like our connection is even stronger than my WI-FI.

4. I feel like our connection is even stronger than my WI-FI.

Dr. Reid knows mathematics, so he can easily replace your

5. Dr. Reid knows mathematics, so he can easily replace your "X" and you won't ask "Y."

Your love is a virus I'd love to contract.

6. Your love is a virus I'd love to contract.

I totally have an itch for you.

7. I totally have an itch for you.

We will gladly hand over our digits!

8. We will gladly hand over our digits!

Award-winning compliment.

9. Award-winning compliment.

JJ is on the case!

10. JJ is on the case!

At the very top, too!

11. At the very top, too!