Season 3

Episode Guide

Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

S3 E1
Oct 2, 2007
Hoping to make a better life for himself at Corleone Junior High, Chris throws his hat in the ring for Class President and asks Greg to be his running mate.

Everybody Hates Caruso

S3 E2
Oct 9, 2007
Caruso relinquishes his role as school bully after getting bullied himself. But with everyone vying to fill his shoes, Chris and Greg realize they'd better come up with a fast solution.

Everybody Hates Driving

S3 E3
Oct 16, 2007
Things take a literal turn for the worse when a license-less Chris volunteers to move his dad's car, but finds himself driving the car all the way to school as a result of trying to impress Tasha. Meanwhile, Rochelle spends an interesting day at traffic court with Drew and Tonya.

Everybody Hates Blackie

S3 E4
Oct 23, 2007
After their apartment is broken into, Julius and Rochelle decide it's a good idea to get a dog, something Chris has always wanted.

Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad

S3 E5
Oct 30, 2007
When Chris' entire family comes down with the flu, Rochelle and Julius make arrangements for Mr. Omar to look after Chris until the family recovers.

Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

S3 E6
Nov 6, 2007
With no extracurricular activities to his name, Chris decides to join the writing staff of the school newspaper. But when his writing skills fail to impress, Chris concocts a fictitious story about a serial killer loose on the streets of Bed-Stuy.

Everybody Hates Houseguests

S3 E7
Nov 13, 2007
With Greg's father out of town, Chris invites Greg to stay at his house for the week. However, Chris' attitude changes after Rochelle and the rest of his family start waiting on Greg hand and foot.

Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

S3 E8
Nov 20, 2007
When Doc refuses to give Chris a raise, Chris goes out and gets a new job at the local Chinese restaurant. Although he's excited to be making more money, Chris quickly realizes that the grass isn't necessarily always greener on the other side.

Everybody Hates The New Kid

S3 E9
Nov 27, 2007
When a new student, Albert enrolls at Corleone, Chris realizes that he has a lot more in common with Albert than just being the only two African American kids in school.

Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

S3 E10
Dec 11, 2007
With Christmas break right around the corner, Chris' holiday cheer turns to holiday blues when his teacher, Ms. Morello assigns homework requiring each student to do a good deed over the break.

Everybody Hates The Port Authority

S3 E11
Mar 3, 2008
Chris and his family decide to take a trip down South to attend the funeral of Julius' distant relative. Unfortunately, while waiting for the bus at Port Authority, Chris and Julius get sucked into a gambling scheme.

Everybody Hates Bad Boys

S3 E12
Mar 10, 2008
When Chris discovers that his long-standing crush Tasha likes "bad boys," he decides it's time to lose his "nice guy" image and win over the girl of his dreams.

Everybody Hates The First Kiss

S3 E13
Mar 17, 2008
After finding out that Tasha is going to "spin the bottle" parties, Chris is determined to get an invitation to the next party so he can finally experience his first kiss.

Everybody Hates Easter

S3 E14
Mar 24, 2008
When Tasha breaks up with her boyfriend, Chris is more than happy to step in and serve as her escort for the Easter Pageant, but first he has to figure out how to be in two places at the same time without his mother finding out.

Everybody Hates Gretzky

S3 E15
Mar 31, 2008
In an attempt to keep his younger brother, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky.

Everybody Hates The BFD

S3 E16
Apr 7, 2008
Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a Run DMC concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Directors' (BFD) scholarship fund.

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

S3 E17
Apr 14, 2008
Chris attempts to help Malvo a career criminal who was recently released from jail, turn his life around by going back to high school.

Everybody Hates Earth Day

S3 E18
Apr 21, 2008
Chris must come up with a school project for Earth Day, so he decides to collect cans, believing it will be an easy task and something Julius can help him accomplish.

Everybody Hates Being Cool

S3 E19
Apr 28, 2008
On a mission to become one of the "cool" kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and suspended from school. Of course, Tonya intercepts the call from Chris' school letting his parents know he has been suspended and decides to blackmail him.

Everybody Hates The 9th Grade Dance

S3 E20
May 5, 2008
Chris and Greg are without dates to the ninth-grade dance,until Greg gets asked, leaving Chris as the odd man out.

Everybody Hates Mother's Day

S3 E21
May 12, 2008
Chris decides to buy his mother an expensive bottle of perfume for Mother's Day, but when he learns that it costs much more than he anticipated, Chris buys an impostor version of the perfume from Risky.

Everybody Hates Graduation

S3 E22
May 19, 2008
Chris' excitement about graduating from junior high school is ruined when Greg announces that he'll be going to a different high school in the fall.