These BTS Photos from The Remake of Basic Instinct Will Shock You

Michael Douglas and Reggie Watts try to process what they're seeing.

1. Michael Douglas and Reggie Watts try to process what they're seeing.

James made an... interesting-looking Sharon Stone

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They're still not able to reckon the vision of James in skimpy dress.

2. They're still not able to reckon the vision of James in skimpy dress.

Would you be able to play it that cool with James spreadeagle in front of you?

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This is James at his most dramatic.

3. This is James at his most dramatic.

He's absolutely brilliant as a sexy woman... and we're not just saying that because he's our boss. 

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4. "What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?"

Smoking indoors feels so "pre-smoothie." 

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This is the movie poster for Basic Instinct 3.

5. This is the movie poster for Basic Instinct 3.

We bet you forgot there was already a Basic Instinct 2.

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James prepares for his big rehearsal with Michael.

6. James prepares for his big rehearsal with Michael.

Zoom in and look at his game face.

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The actors look serious as they get direction.

7. The actors look serious as they get direction.

Comedy isn't all fun and games.

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Michael Douglas puts on his game face.

8. Michael Douglas puts on his game face.

He knows James and Reggie are going to bring it, and so he needs to also.

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Exec. Producer Ben Winston gives Douglas direction on vomiting.

9. Exec. Producer Ben Winston gives Douglas direction on vomiting.

Listen, the puking makes or breaks this scene.

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The shooting begins.

10. The shooting begins.

Can we submit this for an Emmy right now?

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James also discusses the fake vomit with Michael.

11. James also discusses the fake vomit with Michael.

The puke is the key.

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