Everything We Know About James Corden, According Only To Paparazzi Pics

Co-owns a yacht named

1. Co-owns a yacht named "Yacht"

None of the facts in this photo gallery are substantiated. No attempt has been made to contact James Corden and verify any of the information. We just looked at a bunch of photos and guessed. We’re just that kind of shoot-from-the-hip journalists…actually we are probably not even legally allowed to call ourselves “journalists.”

Please enjoy.

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Hates wearing a scarf and peacoat

2. Hates wearing a scarf and peacoat

Just look at how angry it makes him.

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Does ALL the shopping

3. Does ALL the shopping

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Has so many shoes, carries an extra pair just for kicks

4. Has so many shoes, carries an extra pair just for kicks

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A computer drives his car

5. A computer drives his car

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Killed a Pleather and made of coat from its hyde

6. Killed a Pleather and made of coat from its hyde

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Moonlights as an underdressed valet

7. Moonlights as an underdressed valet

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Picks his <em>own</em> teeth, even though he has enough money to pay someone to do it

8. Picks his own teeth, even though he has enough money to pay someone to do it

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Doesn't need training wheels

9. Doesn't need training wheels

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His bow ties stay tied in hectic situations

10. His bow ties stay tied in hectic situations

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Adopted a Cabbage Patch Kid

11. Adopted a Cabbage Patch Kid

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Tries to treat his adopted son and biological son equally

12. Tries to treat his adopted son and biological son equally

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Doesn't care for his adopted son as much as his biological son

13. Doesn't care for his adopted son as much as his biological son

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Screams

14. Screams "Twinsies!!" to his wife

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Rides a sick motorcycle

15. Rides a sick motorcycle

Haven't seen photos of him on a motorcycle, but we assume his bike is sick from that sick leather jacket. 

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Hangs with a cool-ass roof squad

16. Hangs with a cool-ass roof squad

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His phone has a plastic bag app

17. His phone has a plastic bag app

A bag shoots out from his phone to carry various purchases.

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Has trouble hailing cabs

18. Has trouble hailing cabs

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A lot of trouble hailing cabs

19. A lot of trouble hailing cabs

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Just use Uber already

20. Just use Uber already

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Owns more luggage than the Queen

21. Owns more luggage than the Queen

...And more luggage than the band, Queen.

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Invested in a beachwear company called, Black T-Shirts

22. Invested in a beachwear company called, Black T-Shirts

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Steals gift bags

23. Steals gift bags

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Waits patiently until strangers come by to push him

24. Waits patiently until strangers come by to push him

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