Here’s Everything James Corden Wants Kicked Out, And Brought Back

Kick It Out, Bring It Back

Kick It Out, Bring It Back

Pop culture is cyclical. Things are popular for a while, then people get tired of them. Some time later, people remember those same things and make them popular again. 

James Corden does a regular segment on The Late Late Show called Kick It Out, Bring It Back in which he highlights popular things that have grown stale, and other things that need to become popular again. This gallery collects all of the items James has declared passé and previously-passé things that feel fresh again. 
Kick It Out: Totes

Kick It Out: Totes

"Saying 'totes' saves time, but then you have to use that time to wonder how you became a full grown adult who says 'totes.'"
Bring It Back: Not

Bring It Back: Not

"There are a lot better things to bring back than 'not'… not!"
Kick It Out: Shoes With Individual Toes

Kick It Out: Shoes With Individual Toes

"When in your day-to-day lives do you need that much access to your toes? You look like a low-level X-Man."
Bring It Back: Reebok Pumps

Bring It Back: Reebok Pumps

"Not only are we bringing back Reebok Pumps, but we’re bringing back hope for a nation of chubby kids who would be lucky, let’s be honest, to just touch the net."
Kick It Out: Smartphones

Kick It Out: Smartphones

"I love my smartphone but it is without a doubt making me dumber. I’m never paying attention to anything people are saying because I’m too busy playing with my smartphone."
Bring It Back: Dumb Phones

Bring It Back: Dumb Phones

"I don’t want predictive text. I obviously didn’t mean, 'I hate this ducking phone.' Do you know how talented your butt needs to be to butt-dial a flip-phone?'
Kick It Out: Jeb Bush

Kick It Out: Jeb Bush

"I’m sorry, amigo. I have no real problems with you. There’s just no room for you with what we’re bringing back."
Bring It Back: Full Bush

Bring It Back: Full Bush

"It used to be, people would let their bushes be bushes. Now they’re pruning bushes in different shapes. Some people are choosing to have their lawns with no bushes at all. Maybe it’s the drought?"
Kick It Out: Sriracha

Kick It Out: Sriracha

"I can’t pronounce it and neither can you. We’re all just pretending."
Bring It Back: Worcestershire Sauce

Bring It Back: Worcestershire Sauce

"Any condiment that can go in my Bloody Mary and on my steak is okay in my book."
Kick It Out: People Who Talk About Gluten Allergies

Kick It Out: People Who Talk About Gluten Allergies

“Just shut up. I don’t care. Gluten must have made you more interesting, because without it, you’re boring.”
Bring It Back: Spoonful of Sugar on Sugary Cereal

Bring It Back: Spoonful of Sugar on Sugary Cereal

“When you’re done, you get the pleasure of drinking the sugary milk. They should just bottle that and call it unicorn milk.”
Kick It Out: Guys Carrying Guitars at a Party

Kick It Out: Guys Carrying Guitars at a Party

“You didn’t just come from a show. You just came from your mother’s basement.”
Bring It Back: Mixtapes

Bring It Back: Mixtapes

“Here are all of my feeling for you as expressed by Terence Trent D'Arby and Sheryl Crow.”
Kick It Out: Hot People Calling Themselves 'Nerds'

Kick It Out: Hot People Calling Themselves 'Nerds'

"Here’s a question, 'hot nerds.' Would you rather have sex with a model or build a model of the U.S.S. Enterprise? I bet you answered 'sex with a model.' I know this because you’re a model."
Bring It Back: Actual Nerds

Bring It Back: Actual Nerds

"Actual nerds are responsible for scientific breakthroughs, cures for horrible diseases, and some of the funniest YouTube videos of all time."
Kick It Out: Superhero Movies

Kick It Out: Superhero Movies

“There’s just too many! We’ve had more Batmans in the last 25 years than Presidents, and that’s not a joke.”
Bring It Back: Old-Fashioned Rom-Coms

Bring It Back: Old-Fashioned Rom-Coms

"I don’t want to be saved by Superman, I want to be saved by Meg Ryan. I want Tom Hanks to send me an email. I’m just a man, standing in front of a camera, asking Hollywood to make more romantic comedies."
Kick It Out: Binge-Watching

Kick It Out: Binge-Watching

“No one’s going to bring it up at your funeral. ‘You know, the best thing about Jared is he watched all of House of Cards in three days.”
Bring It Back: Appreciating Real Things In Real Life

Bring It Back: Appreciating Real Things In Real Life

"You’ve only got one life and it’s going to be as big as you make it. If you do it right, we won’t need to bring back rom-coms because you’ll be out making your own."
Huge Headphones

Huge Headphones

“I can’t tell if you’re listening to Drake or about to start a snowball fight with the other kids in the neighborhood.”
Bring It Back: Huge Boomboxes

Bring It Back: Huge Boomboxes

“You know what headphones are? They’re selfish. You want to walk around letting the world know that you love Run DMC. Plus, you get the work-out of carrying a giant boombox on your shoulder.”
Kick It Out: Selfie Sticks

Kick It Out: Selfie Sticks

"Just ask a stranger to take your picture. Maybe you’ll make a friend? Then, you won’t have to be taking so many photos of just yourself."
Bring It Back: Polaroid

Bring It Back: Polaroid

"Sure, sometimes the photos didn’t come out great. But on those days that you nailed it, you never felt more GQ in your entire dame life."
Kick It Out: Real Estate Reality Shows

Kick It Out: Real Estate Reality Shows

"House Hunters has more spin-offs than CSI. I don’t want to see you ‘flip it.’ I don’t want to know about your 'curb appeal.' The only thing I want to hear is my wife say, 'James, should we watch House Hunters?… not!' Because it was canceled."
Bring It Back: Cribs

Bring It Back: Cribs

"I want to see a Backstreet Boy, pre-bankruptcy, showing me how he has nine televisions in his bedroom and three in his shower."
Kick It Out: Spin Class

Kick It Out: Spin Class

"Just go outside and ride a bike. If you want to listen to terrible club music, bring an iPod. It’s as easy as riding a bike.”
Bring It Back: Spin The Bottle

Bring It Back: Spin The Bottle

"It was the great equalizer. You never knew what you were going to get. One day the bottle would land on the girl who looked like Cindy Crawford, the next it’d land on the girl who only talked about dragons."
Kick It Out: Restaurant Specials

Kick It Out: Restaurant Specials

“If they were really that special, you’d put them on the menu. I don’t want to taste the chef’s experiments.”
Bring It Back: Making Your Own Milkshake In a Bowl

Bring It Back: Making Your Own Milkshake In a Bowl

“If you have children, this hasn’t gone away. But if you’re an adult in public, it’s definitely frowned upon. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.”
Kick It Out: Dubstep

Kick It Out: Dubstep

"Sure, people dance to you at festivals, but those people are on Molly. And everything sounds good on Molly."
Bring It Back: Sexy Talk Downs

Bring It Back: Sexy Talk Downs

“Sexy talk downs, baby. You’ve been gone far too long. You were popular in the ‘90s and then you just went away and it makes no damn sense to me, baby!”
Kick It Out: Bacon

Kick It Out: Bacon

"We live in a time where there’s bacon chocolate, bacon liquor, pizza with a bacon crust. Here’s a portrait of Kevin Bacon made out of bacon."
Bring It Back: Bacon

Bring It Back: Bacon

"I'm sorry, bacon. That was the longest six seconds of my life."
Kick It Out: Man Buns

Kick It Out: Man Buns

"Harry Styles and Leonardo DiCaprio can get away with it, but the guy at the GameStop around the corner… dude, you can’t look like you’re in a TV show called Game of Scones."
Bring It Back: Cinnabon

Bring It Back: Cinnabon

"I don’t want to have to go to the airport every time I want a cinnamon roll. There should be a Cinnabon in every Starbucks on every corner."
Kick It Out: Coconut Water

Kick It Out: Coconut Water

"I barely want to drink regular water. Let alone water that tastes like what you taste like, coconut water. It looks like the stuff I produce when my willy sneezes. I guess that’s why there’s 'nut' in the name."
Bring It Back: Bacon

Bring It Back: Bacon

"Again, I'm sorry bacon. Never leave me again."