LMAD Gonna Zonk You Out

The only thing worse than forgetting to set your clock back? Waking up at the wrong time and finding only Zonky-Os cereal for breakfast. 

Tiffany has been breaking hearts since day 1, so it was a no-brainer to have her break some trader hearts as cupid on our Valentine's Day special.

I hope you have the ceiling space for these tall, but probably not ergonamic, "rocking" chairs. 

Imagine cruising down the highway in this aquatic "hybrid" vehicle. Oh, and it's water ready!

Holiday decorations on your home's exterior are so old-fashioned. Imagine being the talk of the town with your very own "Snowman Living Room"–a little chilly but totally worth it.

Zonk Tennis Lessons might not make you Wimbledon-ready, but they sure look like fun.

Although very spacious, needing a ladder to reach it makes the Jumbo Couch a less-than-stellar seating option.

The Ram Truck may look cool, but sadly, we doubt it's street legal. Maybe one day.

As if the Ram Truck wasn't ferocious enough, here comes the Dragon Car! Drive around the neighborhood in peace, leaving the road rage to the car.

Tinfoil, the latest and greatest in fashion! Outshine the competition in inexpensive, DIY style.

The future is finally here! The "Homemade Flying Zonk Car" comes with all the trappings we expect from a flying car, without that pesky flight.

We all need a vacation, but this might be a little much: A one-way ticket to a cozy desert island to live out the rest of your days. Tiffany not included.