Epic Hetty One-Liners That Confirm Her #Boss Status

She's fierce.

She's fierce.

Hetty with a shotgun? That's a bad guy's worst nightmare. Or maybe that would be Hetty with two shotguns.
She's got better stories than anyone.

She's got better stories than anyone.

Okay, we need some elaboration on that cake anecdote in the future.
She knows what's up.

She knows what's up.

Hetty is always on top of the latest trends, don't you know?
She's an action hero.

She's an action hero.

Who jumps out of a window into a dumpster? Hetty does, that's who.
She owns the moment.

She owns the moment.

The number of people that owe Hetty their life might be in triple digits by now.
She's hip to the lingo.

She's hip to the lingo.

For NCIS: Los Angeles fans, this moment was life-affirming.
She gives great advice.

She gives great advice.

Because of course she does.
No one messes with Hetty and gets away with it.

No one messes with Hetty and gets away with it.

If you come into the NCIS Office of Special Projects with a gun, Hetty has no sympathy for you.
She tells it like it is.

She tells it like it is.

Doesn't Hetty always know the right thing to say?
She's even more intimidating on the phone.

She's even more intimidating on the phone.

Ouch, Hetty! Super ouch. Reminder: Don't get on Hetty's bad side.
She's got connections.

She's got connections.

This is another one we'd love her to elaborate on someday.
She knows the game.

She knows the game.

Hetty is so wise. Maybe she's got a career in Washington ahead of her?
She's witty.

She's witty.

She what she did there?
If you went on her yacht, you would have to call her

If you went on her yacht, you would have to call her "Captain Hetty."

Don't mess with Hetty's yacht. It won't end well for you.