Things Only Geniuses Do

From stealing your own electricity to memorizing 20 pages in 20 seconds, check out the things only geniuses do.

Have a Rubix Cube race.

1. Have a Rubix Cube race.

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Befriend Bill Nye to use as an ally in a scientific standoff.

2. Befriend Bill Nye to use as an ally in a scientific standoff.

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Understand whatever this means.

4. Understand whatever this means.

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Quantify romantic relationships with compatibility tests.

5. Quantify romantic relationships with compatibility tests.

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Break up with a girl using a decision-tree document.

6. Break up with a girl using a decision-tree document.

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Use sprinklers to stop an airborne pathogen from getting to its target.

8. Use sprinklers to stop an airborne pathogen from getting to its target.

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Face a personal crisis after deciding that studying string theory is a waste of time.

9. Face a personal crisis after deciding that studying string theory is a waste of time.

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Hack into NASA as an 8-year-old.

10. Hack into NASA as an 8-year-old.

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Play chess with salt shakers, matches and jelly packets.

11. Play chess with salt shakers, matches and jelly packets.

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Hack a thermometer's digital display and pretend to have a fever to get out of going to school.

12. Hack a thermometer's digital display and pretend to have a fever to get out of going to school.

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Win this amount of money in two hours in Vegas.

13. Win this amount of money in two hours in Vegas.

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Defend themselves in court with the defense that no one is their intellectual peer, so no jury trial would be fair (didn't work).

14. Defend themselves in court with the defense that no one is their intellectual peer, so no jury trial would be fair (didn't work).

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