Oscar Isaac Joined Stephen Colbert To Tell Lies About These Lovable Puppies
You can adopt one of these cuties from The Late Show's "Rescue Dog Rescue."
Posted on Apr 19, 2022 | 03:00pm
NSALA is the world's largest no-kill animal rescue and adoption organization. Visit their website for more information on the puppies from this episode and learn more ways to support the organization.
To make sure these deserving puppies find a home, some slight exaggerations were made about them to make you want to adopt them even more! Read as follows:
STERLING
Sterling has memorized all the bathroom codes for every Starbucks in the country. Adopt him and say goodbye to all those awkward looks from the barista when you rush in and don't buy anything.
ALMA
Alma is a champion marathon runner. Even better, she's agreed to attach your Fitbit to her collar, so now all those steps can be yours.
BABS
You know that thing when you order a milkshake, and they bring out an extra portion in a metal cup; that was "her" idea!
GOOSE
Goose was one of Oscar's co-stars in the movie Dune. She played the most challenging role of all: Timothee Chalamet's soft, fluffy hair.
CHANTAL
While you're sleeping, Chantal goes to your computer and unsubscribes you from all the spam e-mails clogging your inbox. So in the morning, the only "special offer" waiting for you is a snuggle and probably boner pills.
MAGGIE
Maggie is a huge Star Wars fan who goes to all the conventions and, one time, even got to meet Harrison Ford. Adopt this dog, and she can tell you what Han Solo's butt smells like.
CRINKLES
Crinkles is a renowned high-stakes gambler. He cleans up at the craps table, but you will have to clean up the craps floor.
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