Paul's Promise For the next 40 years, I promise not to romance women who can't let go of their ex-husbands, vendettas, or the dream of becoming a desperate housewife.
Phyllis' Vow For the next 40 years, I promise not to run over anyone with my car. ©2013 CPT Holdings, Inc.
Not Squirreling Around For the next 40 years, I promise not to give anyone a STD, hack into a server, or rob a bank dressed as a chipmunk. ©2013 CPT Holdings, Inc.
Disappearing Act For the next 40 years, I promise not to disappear and let you believe that I'm dead. ©2013 CPT Holdings, Inc.
Rivals For the next 40 years, I promise not to covet your company, your wife...or your hair. ©2013 CPT Holdings, Inc.
Shirtless Promise For the next 40 years, I promise to wear a shirt as little as possible. ©2013 CPT Holdings, Inc.