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Joe's Blog: Things Are Getting Cray

Posted on Aug 5, 2013 | 11:05am

Hey, everybody. Joe here. Would-be global phenomenon and all – if only I could be sure that people even see this stuff. If there are people out there at all …

So – things are getting cray in here. Way cray. Cray-cray. I don't know how else to say it.

There was a full-on riot at the Foot Mart. Some truck driver ran into the water tower and drained the whole thing. At one point, it felt like the whole town got sick at the same time. And here's the craziest part – none of that is the craziest part.

Norrie and I – I don't even know how to explain it. Something's happened to us. That sounds like a bad romance novel, and I don't mean it like that. Something happens when we touch. Electricity or something. That STILL sounds like a bad romance novel, except that I mean it literally – electricity, or something, comes through us and knocks us out.

It's beyond creepy. We have no idea what it means. But it has to be connected to that thing up there – right?

You might be saying – well, that can't be true. I didn't think so either. Not at first. That's when Dodee made this crazy machine to figure out what was jamming all the radio signals in town. She tracked it down – to us. To me and Norrie. WE were what was blocking the radio signals.  

Ifyou think things are weird out there, knowing that someone, maybe from very far away, put a Dome on the Earth – well, you should try living in here.