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Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Barbecue
10."We're out of charcoal-- light up a tire"
9."Who wants to lick the grill?"
8."That ain't lemonade"
7."If the smoke from the grill bothers you, just crack open a window"
6."Ten minutes until lockdown"
5."Why is my hot dog wearing nailpolish?"
4."Heimlich!"
3."Hello 9-1-1? It's me again"
2."Look-- Dave's here"
1."Please, mom, put your top on"
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