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Friday, February 5, 2010
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Coach Before The Super Bowl

10."Are we the Saints or the Colts?"
9."Don't play too hard; you don't want to be sore on Monday"
8."Forget game film, let's watch an episode of 'Glee'"
7."Crap, is the Super Bowl this weekend?"
6."Sorry I'm drunk; I was out all night with Snooki and J-Woww"
5."Oh my god, did you see the other team?! They're huge!"
4."Can you come downtown and bail me out?"
3."I don't care if we win -- just keep it within the point spread because I bet everthing I'm worth"
2."I wanna see more grabass in the huddle"
1."Let's win this one for Chemical Ali!"
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