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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Top Ten Ways President Obama Can Increase His Popularity
10.Solve the Eggo Waffle crisis
9.Appoint one of them sexy Twilight vampires to Supreme Court
8.When Chinese aren't looking, get our money back
7.Put Howie Mandel on the nickel
6.Appear as wacky next door neighbor on "The Big Bang Theory"
5.Institute cool catchphrase: "I'll Barack you like a hurricane"
4.Pretend to launch his kids in a mylar balloon
3.A little "Dancing With the Stars" never hurt anyone
2.Forget about health care, do something about the Knicks
1.Go rogue...whatever the hell that means
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- Collaborate with ABBA on new Broadway smash "Obama-Mia!"
- Every American gets a personal phone call on their birthday
- Close every speech with "Yo, I'll holla at you lata"
- Pack on the pounds -- America needs a President they can relate to!
- Start flipping off crowds like that wacky Titans' owner
- Pose nude for Playgirl
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