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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Top Ten Signs Paula Adbul Is Nuts
Let Lindsay Lohan drive her home from AA meeting
Charles C, Austin, TX
Has started sleeping with "Price is Right" contestants
Dave S, Vancouver, BC
Whenever she watches "Two and a Half Men" asks, "Which one was I married to?"
Cliff R, Jacksonville, FL
Keeps telling everyone she loves being on "The Gong Show"
Mark I, Santa Rosa, CA
Let the cartoon cat from her music video "Opposites Attract" file her taxes
Matt L, Westwood, MA
When "American Idol" contestants mention her hit, "Straight Up," instinctively blurts out, "No, with a twist"
Judah R, Bala Cynwyd, PA
Thought Larry King was a contestant on show, slept with him
Mark C, Belleville, IL
Oh, I don't know -- the "Kucinich in '08" button maybe?
Mike G, West Haven, CT
She's leaving "American Idol" to revive "Manimal"
Joe C, Raleigh, NC
Hasn't slept with an "Idol" contestant in weeks
Tim G, Richmond, VA
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