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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Super Bowl Halftime Show
Theme of the halftime show is "A Tribute to Shredded Wheat"
Rich K., Oak Park, IL
Confused programming exec at CBS signed Prince Charles to perform at halftime
George Z, Sarasota
You suddenly want to see that Al Gore global-warming film again
Mark L., Bradenton, FL
This year's theme: "Remembering the Music of Tiny Tim"
John C., Hannibal
You're watching the Super Bowl halftime show
David B., Atlanta, GA
Prince scraps his musical number to recite lines from "Under A Cherry Moon"
James W., Tulsa, OK
Controversial colostomy bag malfunction
Jeff O., Des Moines, IA
The only Jackson there is Tito
Chris S., Williamsville, NY
Only exposed breast belongs to Star Jones
Bob P., Orlando, FL
Find yourself daydreaming about John Madden having a wardrobe malfunction
J.W. J., Charlottesville, VA
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