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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Top Ten Signs Bill Gates Is Your Secret Valentine
You couldn't read your Valentine card due to the 32-bit encryption scheme Leon S, Spokane, WA
You're invited to a romantic evening at Circuit City Susanne J, Titusville
Love notes written in C++ Greg H, Ellicott City, MD
You get a card, a box of chocolates and Rhode Island Joe H, Morisson, CO
The Valentine's Card you received is a poor imitation of the one Steve Jobs sent out 5 years ago Stewart K, Brookline, MA
Valentine's card asks for the password to your "inbox" Eddie A, Chicago, IL
You get a lovely note inviting you to "help me convert my floppy to a hard drive" Van B, Sparks, NV
Couldn't decide on a card, so he bought you Hallmark instead Frank C, Toronto, Ontario
Before sex, he needs to run an antivirus on you Greg W, Lincoln, NE
Melinda Gates drives 900 miles in adult diapers to mace you Eric B, Magnolia, TX
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