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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Top Ten Signs You've Been Stuck On A Plane For Ten Hours
You've categorized your fellow passengers according to the order in which you would eat them
Cosmo T, Buford, GA
President Bush calls pilot, says he's doing a "heck of a job"
Mike H, Mount Tabor, NJ
You discover that every passenger and crew member is related to Kevin Bacon
Darrell M, Huntersville, NC
Your rear end has become a flotation device
Martha H, Salisbury, NC
The pilots have both sobered up
Paul C, Blythe, CA
You've finally managed to open a packet of peanuts
Dave M, Bend, OR
Dr. Phil is starting to make a lot of sense
Jason S, Mandan, ND
Britney Spears has been in and out of rehab five times since you boarded
John L, Belleville, IL
You get so loopy you begin to think you're the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
Anthony C, Cleveland, OH
Everyone on board has had sex with Ralph Fiennes
Bill P, Seattle, WA
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