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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Top Ten Other Signs Britney Spears Is Losing Her Mind
Severely beat a man for cutting in front of her on a buffet line
Matt B, Las Vegas, NV
Donates money to the Dennis Kucinich for President campaign
Jimmy T, Owings Mills, MD
Her old role model: Paris Hilton. Her new role model: Courtney Love.
Dennis W, Vicksburg, MS
Driving down the freeway holding newly adopted Danny DeVito in her lap
James E, Keizer
She just placed an order for a jumbo pack of space diapers
Rodney W, Olathe, KS
Keeps asking herself, "What would Liza Minnelli do?"
Keith R, Meridian, ID
In a fit of rage, grounded her youngest son from driving until he's six
David N, Sachse, TX
Instead of panties, started wearing Trump's hairpiece
Steve M, Hollister, CA
She no longer gives off the refined elegance she once did
June A, Summit, NY
Went on "Letterman" to declare she's running for president
Justin W, Carterville, Il
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