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Monday, March 12, 2007

Top Ten Items In Madonna's New Clothing Line
Jerseys of all the professional athletes she's had sex with
Robert K, Tuckahoe
The Suddenly Seeking Support Bra
Emma J, Sterling, KY
British handbag with fake accents
Mark S, Queen Creek, AZ
Guy Ritchie Collar and Leash
Al C, Cerritos, CA
Sweaters woven from Rosie O'Donnell's back hair
Jason F, Kingsburg, CA
The Papa Don't Preach Chastity Belt
Leslie B, Wilmington, NC
Orthopedic stilettos
Carl A, Cranston, RI
"My First Tassles" Training Bra
Krista H, Cincinnati, OH
The "Like a Virgin But A Lot Sluttier" Halter Top
John L, Belleville, IL
The Crotchless Burka
Andy K, Albany, NY
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