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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Top Ten Signs The Easter Bunny Is Trying To Kill You
Can't shake that "some bunny is watching me" feeling Paul B, Northumberland, PA
Eggs dyed with Polonium 210 instead of food coloring Michael F, Philadelphia, PA
You find beheaded chocolate molds of yourself scattered around the house Jason J, Cincinnati, OH
Instead of hiding your Easter eggs, he's hidden your heart medication Eric I, Lewistown, PA
He sneaks into your home and paints skull and crossbones on all your Easter eggs Wayne M, Irvine, CA
Colored eggs look very similar to hand grenades Rob F, Brooklyn, NY
Shows up at your place wearing a bunny-size space diaper Brian M, Westborough, MA
Your brake lines have been gnawed through Ed C, Detrois, MI
You wake up and find a chocolate horse's head in your bed Devon S, St. John's, NL, Canada
He says he can't wait to snort your ashes Ralph M, Franklin Lakes, NJ
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