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Saturday, April 14, 2007
Top Ten Signs Your Accountant Is Nuts
Every time you give him a receipt, he eats it Karyn W, Victoria, B.C.
He keeps your records on an Etch-A-Sketch Bill B, Fort Collins, CO
Brags about the good advice he gave to Wesley Snipes Brian H, Rigby, ID
You visit his office and he's actually counting beans Francesca , Albuquerque, NM
His children are named "Debit" and "Credit" Heather C, New York, NY
Keeps telling your wife she has a nice pair of W-2s Calvino B, Antelope, CA
He puts you in for a $10 million refund and says, "Hey, let's give it a shot!" Dave B, Hager City, WI
He keeps trying to deduct your pants Mark L, Bradenton, FL
Ludicrous claims of having nailed both Morgan and Stanley Charles C, Ogden, UT
He keeps referring to the IRS as "those auditing hos" Chris C, North Myrtle Beach, SC
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