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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Top Ten Other Things That Will Get Your Movie An "R" Rating
Actually getting "jiggy" with it
Kenn A, Mesa, AZ
Scenes depicting the use of Pepsi with Pop Rocks
Joe D, Philadelphia, PA
Old guys showing off their bypass scars
Alisa L, Surfside Beach, SC
Intense makeout scene between Al and Tipper Gore
Partho R, Tampa, FL
Snorting your father's ashes
Branden S, Denver, CO
Un-neutered pets
Angela D, San Antonio, TX
Janet Reno in a bikini
Jim M, Smithtown
Any scenes showing Britney Spears getting out of a car
Vaughn P, Riverside, CA
A drunken Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger
John T, Detroit Lakes, MN
Full frontal Regis
Missy J, Mount Sterling, KY
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