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Monday, July 09, 2007

Top Ten Little-Known Features of the New iPhone
Shows you pictures of food you can no longer afford since you purchased it
Beth M, Waldorf, MD
Every time you hit the "shift" button Bill Gates gets a shock
Bill B, Adrian, MI
Automatically deletes e-mail subpoenaed by Congress
Martin K, Romulus
Also comes in the heavier "Russell Crowe" model -- better for throwing at people
Danny R, Boynton Beach, FL
For an extra hundred bucks, they'll capitalize the "i"
John S, Riverside, CA
Vibrate mode "guarantees satisfaction"
Doug D, Hebron, MD
Gives a GPS warning when Nicole Richie is driving toward you
Dawna K, Los Angeles, CA
Runs the city of Philadelphia for you, so you're free to wait in line for iPhone 2
Nick C, .
Alerts you every time Paris Hilton finds God
Chris D, Maysville, KY
Automatically removes 600 dollars from your wallet
Steve P, Antioch, TN
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