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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Katie Couric's Top Ten Complaints About CBS
NBC peacock was perkier than that creepy CBS eye
Dave G, Harrisburg, PA
Tired of batting behind Julie Chen on CBS softball team
Chris K, State College, PA
Having to remove that "old guy" smell every time staff of "60 Minutes" visits the set
Bill H, Deport, TX
Studio is haunted by the ghost of Captain Kangaroo
Paul L, Montgomery Village, MD
Thought the contract included the name change to Couric Broadcasting System
Glenn L, Bloomington, IL
News stories have bigger words than on the "Today" show
Al M, Scottsdale, AZ
They want her to get the same haircut that Dan Rather had
Joseph L, Palos Heights, IL
Never had to slap anyone over at NBC
Phil H, Vero Beach, FL
Won't let her produce a "Colonoscopies with the Stars" special
Carl M, Arlington, VA
The notice from management that if ratings don't improve, she'll have to share a dressing room with Letterman
Cindy G, Santa Ana
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