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Saturday, July 28, 2007
Top Ten Things Overheard in Line For the New Harry Potter Book
"So where does your imaginary girlfriend live?" David W, Toronto, ON
"How lucky are we that this didn't conflict with a 'Star Trek' convention?" Steve T, Toronto, ON
"Isn't that the mayor of Philly in front of you?" Brian K, Denver, CO
"Unless you brought your invisibility cloak, I would suggest going to the back of the line" Jeff S, Marysville, KS
"With all those sorcerer's powers, you'd think he'd have a way to ditch those dorky glasses for contacts or something" Rich B, Newark, NJ
"I heard that Harry ends up in rehab and has to wear a magical ankle bracelet" Jack A, West Des Moines, IA
"Daddy, will the book end like 'The Sopranos' with a blank last page?" Gene G, Union, NJ
"Who are you going to get to read it to you, Miss Hilton?" Ralph W, Mesa, AZ
"I'm out of the house on a Friday night, near other people who are also in line -- does this count as a date?" Mark M, Apopka, FL
"Please tell me that's a magic wand you keep poking me with" John A, Pasadena, CA
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