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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Top Ten Signs the Space Shuttle Astronauts Have Been Drinking
Drunk dialing Mission Control at 2am John S, Riverside, CA
The turn signal's been blinking since Jupiter Patrick K, Chicago, IL
Overheard on the radio, "One small shot for man, one giant keg for mankind" Mark C, Watertown, NY
They laugh uncontrollably and say "Point the thing at Uranus" DJ M, Eaton, OH
They just landed at Newark Robert S, New York, NY
Keep asking people to refer to them as Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock Doug N, Watertown, SD
Space junk now includes beer cans and liquor bottles Missy J, Mt. Sterling, KY
They do a shot every time they circle the earth Barbara P, Memphis, TN
Pre-flight meal: hamburgers, eaten off the floor Scott S, New York, NY
They're really going through the diapers Wanda C, Mt. Sterling, KY
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