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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Top Ten Least Popular Presidential Campaign Promises
Promises to make Rosie O'Donnell "Goodwill Ambassador" Jill E, Silver Creek, NY
$2000 donation gets you a night in the Lincoln Bedroom. $25 donation gets you a hunting trip with Dick Cheney Joel H, Prattville
To change the national anthem to "Funkytown" John T, Detroit Lakes, MN
Tax deductions for three or more wives (Mitt Romney only) Bob F, Burbank, CA
Iraq, the 51st state! Bill B, Fort Collins, CO
Jamba Juice stores to have "30% more Jamba" Blair T, Melbourne, Australia
Even more "Law & Order" marathons (Fred Thompson only) Michelle O, Las Vegas, NV
Send me to the White House and win a free night in the Kucinich Bedroom Gregg P, Corona del Mar, CA
No new taxes, only higher older ones Allen L, Chicago, IL
New head of PETA: Michael Vick Darren L, Toms River, NJ
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