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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Top Ten Things Elvis Presley Would Say If He Were Alive Today
"So let me get this right -- for 39 cents more, I can get this Supersized?" Michael R, Pittsburgh, PA
"Love me tender, but first pass me the Loritabs" Donna S, Vincennes, IN
"No, Ms. Lohan, I cannot spare any Vicodin" John S, Fredericksburg, VA
"These plasma TVs really explode when you shoot them" Mark C, Lincoln, NE
"Who put my blue suede shoes on eBay?" Amelia D, Jacksonville, FL
"I'm going up to Canada to get these prescriptions filled" Dave B, Montreal
"How come I have to pay to get into Graceland?" Jim L, Dayton, OH
"May I please have a decaf peanut butter and banana mochachino with skim milk to go?" Gene G, Union, NJ
"David Hasselhoff has no reason to feel ashamed. I once ate a dozen burgers off the floor" Gary B, Hagerstown, MD
"Viva Viagra" Mike S, Beaver, PA
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