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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Top Ten Little-Known Demands of the Striking WGA Writers
Fewer laptops, more lap-dancers
Gerald L, Ottawa, ON
Triple word bonuses like in Scrabble
Denise G, Helena, MT
Sugar-coated erasers on their pencils
John D, Coupeville, WA
Time off for paper cuts
Paul S, Garden City, MI
All DVD royalties paid in Chuck E. Cheese tokens
Neil M, Overland Park, KS
Top Ten list be reduced to nine
Scott M, Baltimore, MD
Bonuses for writers at Fox News when a news item turns out to be true
Justin L, Auburn, ME
Special clause saying they'll never have to tie up all the loose ends on "Lost"
Max G, Weston, FL
20% higher minimum temperature in the Ed Sullivan Theater
Jeff H, Northampton, MA
Demanding their names be removed from credits of all Pauly Shore movies
Kevin L, Smyrna, GA
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