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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Top Ten Signs the Political Candidates Are Tired of the Debates
Podiums replaced by La-Z-Boy recliners
Tejinder G, Montreal, Canada
McCain is only answering questions via a hand puppet named Spanky
Keith F, Andover, KS
All candidates have to chug a beer every time Rudy mentions 9/11
Terrell J, Chicago, IL
Romney only able to sustain insincere smile for first 30 minutes of debate
Steven B, Denver, CO
Want to switch from YouTube questions to Trivial Pursuit: 80's Edition
Ken R, Dayton, OH
Notes on Hillary's podium are really latest Lane Bryant catalog
Mark W, Beaverton, OR
Two words: Strip debating
Bill B, Barrhaven, Canada
Romney has requested that all questions asked at next debate come from that week's "Dear Abby" column
Matt B, Las Vegas, NV
Rudy takes calls from all of his wives
Dora C, Bend, OR
They're letting Bill answer a few questions
Nancy W, Phoenix, AZ
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