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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Top Ten Signs You're at a Lame New Year's Eve Party
Everybody there is wearing a "Kucinich in '08" button Ed E, Conway, AR
The only noisemaker is the host's hand under his armpit Heidi S, Cincinnati, OH
Everyone is asked to bring their own confetti Gary B, Hagerstown, MD
The only guest is your cat Jacqueline C, Wakefield, KS
All drinking games played with Ovaltine Bob P, Orlando, FL
Everyone is fighting over who gets to kiss the Angelina Jolie poster at midnight Danny J, Ladysmith, VA
A minute after midnight, everyone starts doing their taxes Clint J, Tulsa, OK
The countdown is done in Klingon Jorge M, Toronto, ON
A guy just asked you to inflate his "date" Michael M, Walpole, MA
No champagne toast -- just toast Wanda C, Mt. Sterling, KY
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