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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Top Ten John McCain Campaign Slogans
Time To Put The "Old Man Smell" Back In The White House
Adam W., Regina, Canada
Working On Global Warming Since The Last Ice Age
Steve B., Denver, CO
No Old White Men Left Behind
Liam M., Winnipeg, Canada
The Only Skeleton In My Closet Is Me
Donna S., Vincennes, IN
Your Last Chance To Elect One Of The Founding Fathers
John S., Sacramento, CA
Vote For Me, You Little Jerk
Anthony R., Chicago, IL
I Couldn't Stain A Blue Dress If I Tried
Mike B., Tallahassee, FL
If I Can Hear It Ringing, I'll Answer The Damn Phone
Annie H., Greenback, VA
A Chicken In Every Pot, A Whore For Every Spitzer
Brian D., Portland, OR
Where Am I?
Conor M., Northbridge, MA
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