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Saturday, March 22, 2008
Top Ten Signs Your Governor’s Having Sex With a Hooker
Starts every speech with "Four whores and seven grand ago..." Alan F, Imperial
Governor's mansion is a hotel room on the Interstate Dean C, Sacramento, CA
Always has that lovely cheap perfume smell about him Jim S, Crown Point, IN
He gives a "State of My Unit" address Robert B, Raleigh, NC
Second Thursday in April is now "Take a Whore To Work Day" Bob D, Round Rock, TX
He's smiling...his wife ain't Jackie D, West, TX
His budget includes line item for "gettin' it on" Alan G, Versailles, KY
Before every executive decision asks, "What would Charlie Sheen do?" Richard A, Gravenhurst, ON
Local hookers complaining they can't get that "gubernatorial" taste out of their mouths Josh K, Fredon, NJ
Leaves a tip for his wife after sex Chuck M, Newark, DE
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