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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways to Boost the Economy
Rummage through rich folks' trash to see if they've tossed any cash Rollin B., Fresno, CA
Release that "Titanic" movie again Loriann S., East Greenbush, NY
Each person collects $200 when they pass "Go" Mike N., Arcola, IL
Reduce America's oil dependency by inventing nacho cheese-powered car Michael S., Orlando, FL
Two words: bake sale Ryan B., Chatsworth, CA
Just turn the graphs upside down K.B. O., Pound Ridge, NY
Give tax refunds in Cheetos (I'm not sure how that would help the economy, but boy am I hungry for some Cheetos) Patrick G., Hoover, AL
Everyone marries Paul McCartney for a minute Mike H., Mount Tabor, NJ
High-priced call girls must offer a "Dollar Menu" Mike S., Brooklyn, OH
Put Chuck Norris in charge of collecting money from deadbeat taxpayers Tom V., Meridien, CT
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