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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways to Boost the Economy
Rummage through rich folks' trash to see if they've tossed any cash
Rollin B., Fresno, CA
Release that "Titanic" movie again
Loriann S., East Greenbush, NY
Each person collects $200 when they pass "Go"
Mike N., Arcola, IL
Reduce America's oil dependency by inventing nacho cheese-powered car
Michael S., Orlando, FL
Two words: bake sale
Ryan B., Chatsworth, CA
Just turn the graphs upside down
K.B. O., Pound Ridge, NY
Give tax refunds in Cheetos (I'm not sure how that would help the economy, but boy am I hungry for some Cheetos)
Patrick G., Hoover, AL
Everyone marries Paul McCartney for a minute
Mike H., Mount Tabor, NJ
High-priced call girls must offer a "Dollar Menu"
Mike S., Brooklyn, OH
Put Chuck Norris in charge of collecting money from deadbeat taxpayers
Tom V., Meridien, CT
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