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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Iron Man's Top Ten Pet Peeves
Being stalked by Rosie, the Jetsons' robot maid
Carl A, Cranston, RI
When people ask him, "How are the Lion and Scarecrow doing?"
Jeff B, Rochester Hills, MI
Try as he may, there's one part of him that never becomes iron-like
Tyrone B, Summerside
Loud clanging noise when the suit's in the dryer
Neil S, Toronto, Ontario
When his mom walks in on him pumping iron
Hunter D, New Canaan, CT
Incessant nagging from Iron Woman
Jim O, Mechanicsburg, PA
Apparently, Paris Hilton does not want a BFF who is made of metal
Carl A, Cranston, RI
Someone keeps putting "Vote For Hillary" bumper stickers on his ass
Dennis D, Ottawa, Ontario
Richard Simmons comes over every evening to oil him up
Larry A, Ponca City
Rusty nuts
Andrew M, Bel Air, MD
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