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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways To Save Gas
Put it on the endangered species list
Todd D, Kokomo, IN
Push your car to work
Ralph H, Houston, TX
Drive only at night
Sheri F, Bethany, OK
Drive in reverse until tank is refilled
Scott M, Blaine, WA
Stop showing up for work every day
Brad I, Rock Falls, IL
Only drive downhill
Scott S, Mounds View, MN
Take the wife's car
Stan H, Hoffman, Estates, IL
Fill the car with helium gas to make it lighter on the road
Michael V, Camp HIll, PA
Try to be in Oprah's audience every day -- she's gotta be giving gas away soon
Barry P, Ridgefield, CT
Take your wife and mistress out to dinner at the same time
Michael C, Nashville, TN
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