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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Top Ten Signs You've Encountered A Lame Transformer
Instead of transforming, enjoys Broadway performing Alan G, Versailles, KY
Keeps buzzing sky above Manhattan for a photo op William L, Sunnyvale, CA
It runs on Windows Vista Chris A, Edinburg
The only shape it can shift into is Rush Limbaugh Greg M, Houston, TX
Cannot receive analog signals from home planet Joe F, Scottsdale, AZ
Spends all day at Jiffy Lube arguing about its bill Ed E, Conway, AR
Needs bailout money before it can change back into a car Terry E, Fernandina Beach, FL
Smells like urine after transforming into a New York City subway car Nicole L, Silver Lake, CA
After saving the world, reverts back into a Lady Schick Electric Razor Robert S, New York, NY
Too upset over Jon and Kate to transform anything Bruce B, Phoenix, AZ
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