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Monday, July 06, 2009

Top Ten Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today
"All those that are bummed about Jon & Kate say 'Aye'"
Christy R., Greeley, CO
"So we're agreed: $10 billion to bailout the powdered wig industry"
Michael S., Orlando, FL
"Where is this Appalachian Trial I keep hearing about?"
Robert T., Tucson, AZ
"Total cost of the Revolutionary War was less than a Yankees ticket"
Glenn D., E. Setauket
"Do you think Mount Rushmore makes my head look fat?"
Buck C., Port Alberni, BC
"Hey, Adams! You're on HBO DVD, whatever that means"
Dave J., Rockford, IL
"Ben Franklin keeps tweeting me"
Bruce L., Glendale, AZ
"Where can one procure a Donald Trump wig?"
Reenie M., Garnet Valley, PA
"Give me liberty or give me an iPhone"
Ellen O., Brooklyn, NY
"We hold these truths to be self-evident -- Megan Fox is smoking hot!"
Tim S., Newark, OH
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