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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Top Ten Things Overheard During President Obama's Trip to Russia
"I just flew in from Washington and boy are my ears tired"
Dave M, Fargo, ND
"What happened to the guy who can't say 'nuclear'?"
Ernie D, Mississauga, ON
"Did you see the new episode of 'Miami Vice'?"
Michael R, Dubai, UAE
"The last guy from the US used to drink all our vodka"
Bill B, Springfield, MO
"I loved you in 'Hancock,' Mr. President"
Marc M, Brooklyn, NY
"Do they sell Marlboros here?"
Cameron H, Deltona, FL
"Mr. Obama, tear down this teleprompter!"
Garrett H, Spokane, WA
"Hey Michelle, do we have any more iPods?"
Randall W, Anniston, AL
"We'll cut back our nukes but you have to take Rush Limbaugh"
Linda F, Shady Side, MD
"Let's get a coffee from Tsarbucks"
Mike J, Brampton
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