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Tuesday, February 22, 1994
Top Ten Olympian Pet Peeves
Having to spend so much time with freakin' foreigners
When they run out of medals and just give you a wadded-up
piece of Reynolds Wrap
There's just not enough coverage of the Tonya/Nancy rivalry.
You compete, you win the gold, but Monday morning you have
to be back at work at the pizza hut.
When Marv Albert follows you around looking for bloopers
Falling a few hundredths of a second short on your wedding night
When you're in 37th place and some moron is still
screaming "Go for the Gold!"
You marry one of your olympic teammates and forever after
your name is "Picabo Moe".
Getting stopped in the middle of a bobsled run by one of
those squeegee guys
Chapped ass
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
