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Tuesday, August 08, 1995

Top Ten Items on the Westinghouse To Do List
  
Learn difference between a network and a hole in the ground
Review pay package of TV host David Letterman
Rehire Connie Chung to sell toasters door-to-door
Lead story on every CBS newscast: "Westinghouse appliances still dependable and affordably priced!"
Six words: "Dr. Quinn Totally Nude Medicine Woman"
Find out who the hell this "Johnny Carwash" is (Singers enter)
Have Anna Nicole Smith keep marrying rival network executives until they're all dead
See if Westinghouse engineers can fix Fran Drescher's voice
Assemble all employees for a huge party followed by massive layoffs
The Late Show With Dick Assman
Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews a Terrorist
The "Bruno" star tells how he found a real terrorist for his new film.
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Emma Watson's Wardrobe Malfunction
The "Harry Potter" star finds a silver lining to her embarrassing public display.
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Optimus Prime Top Ten List
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