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Tuesday, August 08, 1995

Top Ten Items on the Westinghouse To Do List
  
Learn difference between a network and a hole in the ground
Review pay package of TV host David Letterman
Rehire Connie Chung to sell toasters door-to-door
Lead story on every CBS newscast: "Westinghouse appliances still dependable and affordably priced!"
Six words: "Dr. Quinn Totally Nude Medicine Woman"
Find out who the hell this "Johnny Carwash" is (Singers enter)
Have Anna Nicole Smith keep marrying rival network executives until they're all dead
See if Westinghouse engineers can fix Fran Drescher's voice
Assemble all employees for a huge party followed by massive layoffs
The Late Show With Dick Assman
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008
Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
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Dave's Fans Gone Wild
Will Tony Mendez be able to convince Dave's fans to participate in his art experiment?
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June 27, 2008
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Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra
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