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Wednesday, August 30, 1995

Top Ten Signs Your New Job Isn't Working Out
  
You have a desk, but no chair
Co-workers always punching you in the stomach
You see CBS Chairman Larry Tisch having dinner with Conan O'Brien
You get stung by a bee (not really a sign your new job isn't working out, but just as upsetting)
You work for NASA and your title is "Executive in charge of space probe quality control"
After work, you go nuts and throw firecrackers into a crowd of people
Your company physical is scheduled with Dr. Kevorkian
People start saying maybe they should have elected our wife Hillary president
In your one-page performance report, the word "sucks" appears twelve times
Your office nickname: "Deadwood"
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