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Thursday, March 27, 1997

Top Ten Easter Bunny Pet Peeves
  
Constantly having to bail your brother, the Trix rabbit, out of the drunk tank
You always spend the day after Easter plucking the buckshot out of your tail
It's tough to get dates when you smell "eggy"
Make one little mistake, and they turn your feet into keychains
When people see you hopping around with a basket, they automatically assume you're gay
Ass
Having to work the other 364 days as a fry-cook at Denny's
Jewish kids and their "hilarious" firecrackers
News flash to all you wacky dads out there: you're not the first to come up with "Show me the bunny"
Two words: rat traps
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