DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, November 10, 1997
Top Ten Signs You Won't Be People Magazine'sSexiest Man Alive
You're not even the sexiest dishwasher at T.G.I. Friday's.
You recently appeared on MTV's House of Style.
You're the only guy in America who can't get sex by posing
as a woman on the Internet.
You're 38 years old, and you still wear Spiderman pajamas.
Whenever you look at your inflatable woman, she
spontaneously deflates.
The only conversation you ever have with a woman is to
ask, "Paper or plastic?"
The most common greeting when you walk in a room is,
"Who's frying bacon?"
Your current title: President and CEO of Microsoft.
You've got what's known in the commercial aviation
industry as a two-ticket ass.
Your favorite sexual fantasy -- a
Trouble For Dr. Phil? Dr. Phil sets the record straight about the rumors of trouble with his wife "Brenda."
